Why do fewer women get married these days? 
Because they would rather have bacon in the fridge, than a pig in 
the living room. 

What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man? 
They go forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards, stop and eject. 

Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female? 
It is rarer. 

Why don't men go through menopause? 
Cos they never left puberty.