One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll
give $1 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever
lived." An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick." The teacher
said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct." Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and
said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "That not correct". 
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was
Jesus Christ." "That's absolutely right, Marvin" 
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "Marvin, since you're Jewish, 
I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Marvin replied, 
"Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!"