An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and
Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm,"
muses the Englishman. "They must be English." "Nonsense," the Frenchman
disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." 
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, 
and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."