A young Chinese couple got married. On the wedding night, the wife
lies naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My
dalling, I know dis yu filst time and yu flighten. I plomise yu, I give
yu anything yu wan, I do anything yu wan. What yu wan ?"
"I wanna numma 69", she replies.
"Yu wanna Cantonese beef with bloccolli now ?"