The  folks of the super-secret Air Force were very surprised to see a Cessna 
landing at their "secret" base. The Air Force started a full FBI background check 
on the pilot and held him overnight.
By the next morning, they were finally convinced that the pilot was lost and wasn't 
a spy sent him on his way.
The next day the same Cessna showed up again...only this time there were two people 
in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, 
"My wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"