A gay man decided to tell his mother about his se-xuality
"Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
"You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's dicks in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot and said, 
"Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"