A Catholic priest and a Mormon bishop are on an airplane. After a while, the priest asks,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you are not to drink coffee?"
The Mormon bishop responds, "Yes that is still one of our beliefs."
The Catholic priest then asks, "Have you ever had a cup of coffee"?
"Yes," says the Mormon bishop, "I did succumb to temptation and tried a cup of coffee."
A while later, the Mormon bishop asks, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations
of a female body ?"
The priest replied, "Yes, Bishop, on one occasion, I was weak."
The Mormon bishop smiled, looked at the priest and then said,
"A lot better than coffee, isn't it?"
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