Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
violence on my videos?

Dear Abby,

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.

Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now,
how do I get out?

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a
doctor. What now?

Dear Abby,

My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He
must be crazy.