The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy
coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks
"Why in the world are you dressed like this?" Cowboy says "Well it's like this
Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks
me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did. We go inside and she
pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls
off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did. Then she pulls
off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on
the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... 
And here I am."