One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early 
and goes to their local church. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! 
Everyone starts screaming and soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except 
for one man, who sit calmly in his pew.
Satan says, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."