Three men, a Spanish, a French and an Italian went for a job interview. 
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: 
green, pink and yellow.
The Spanish was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the 
green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper 
and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last was the Italian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", 
I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...