A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace 
when they heard a shop keeper, "I ave some special sandals, Dey make you wild at sex." 
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals and the man tried them on. 
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes...and 
grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table and yanked down his pants.
The Jamaican then began screaming: "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"