Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down 
to the room in which they would meet their maker.
The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena 
for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden.
He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son?
What is your final request?"

"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."