A blonde named Mary decides to rent her first X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store, and selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home and puts the tape in the VCR.
To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen,
so she calls the video store to complain.
"Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those old tapes",
the clerk explains, "Which title did you rent?"
"Head Cleaner," Mary replies.