SOCIALISM 
You have two cows, you keep one and give one to your neighbor. 

COMMUNISM 
You have two cows, the government takes them both and provides you 
with milk. 

FASCISM 
You have two cows, the government takes them and sells you the milk. 

BUREAUCRACY 
You have two cows, the government takes them both, shoots one, milks the 
other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.