CAPITALISM 
You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. 

CORPORATE 
You have two cows, you sell one, force the other to produce the milk of 
four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead. 

DEMOCRACY 
You have two cows, the government taxes you to the point that you must 
sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country that has 
only one cow which was a gift from your government.